Crap.

Ask me anything   Mentally talking to myself about nothing.

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via guy)

— 2 days ago with 178942 notes

hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(Source: hobbitts2, via guccier)

— 2 days ago with 233296 notes
whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

(via tyleroakley)

— 2 days ago with 314792 notes

actionables:

look at this picture

image

when you see it, you cannot unsee it

image

it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

(via guy)

— 2 days ago with 215449 notes

beyoncethemessiah:

Nicki Minaj’s best live moments.

(Source: exgf, via hipstersplease)

— 2 days ago with 107360 notes
40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

(via gnarly)

— 2 days ago with 131598 notes